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Wonky Words–Guest Blog

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This guest post, by the author of Word Up! How to Write Powerful Sentences and Paragraph (And Everything You Build from Them) , previously appeared on How to Write Everything on Dec. 4, 2013.

Wonky words. You can find them anywhere: on billboards, on beer bottles, on bus-stop signs. I’m talking about words that make you go hmmm. I’m talking about the kind of writing that makes word nerds groan.

Why stop at groaning? Let’s have some fun with these egregiosities. I propose writing captions for them. I do that on my Pinterest board “Wonky & Wondrous Words in the World.”  (I owe my inspiration for this board to Jacquie Samuels’s TechWhirl post “Pinterest: What My Mother Can Teach You About Content Strategy and Technical Communications.” ) I’d lay odds that caption writing, like bridge playing and crossword puzzling, staves off Alzheimer’s. Even if it doesn’t, caption writing provides an endless source of free entertainment.

Here are some wonky and awkward wording examples that I’ve photographed and captioned.

  • Many Stops Do Not Follow1. Why don’t they?
  • "Cake Wrecks" book2. Under neat that, we will not pay for this cake.  (This book is a hilarious collection of wonky words on cakes. See  >www.cakewrecks.com. )
  • No Trespassing Allowed3. Where can I trespass, then?
  • Sandwhiches4. Can I get shoup with that?
  • Red Spoon Promise5. No telling what the Black Spoon Promise is.
  • Stop Wet Concrete6. Why? What did it do?
  • See inside for details7. Good to know. Wait. Isn’t this an envelope?
  • To Each Their Own8. They has come a long way.
  • Flush9. I just want to know … flush up or down?
  • Happy Child Hood11. A happy child cape, though, you can forget about. (I mocked up this bumper sticker to match the one that got away before I could photograph it.)
  • T-shirt12. Maybe on the back.
  • Best Gluten13. You get the best gluten—and free pizza. All without leaving town.
  • Gravel Road14. Naming a road “Gravel” is like naming a person “Baby.”

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